I suppose I'm expected to be yammering about the Super Bowl, right? Everyone seems to have something to say about the event and/or its associated madness. So, for once, I'll go along with these expectations and share my thoughts.
1. I liked the Doritos ad with the goat.
2. I strongly disliked the Go Daddy and Calvin Klein ads.
3. I can't fathom why Beyonce, or anyone for that matter, would want to go out in front of that many people with so little clothing. Whatever happened to modesty?
4. The highlight of the game was the kickoff return for touchdown early in the second half.
5. I ate too much junk food.
So, there you have it. Hopefully, my thoughtful insight has contributed to the philosophical and intellectual improvement of the countless readers of this publication.